Monday, January 12, 2009

virgin credit card

The security guard grabbed his shoulder. " Sir, just pay the bill and don ' t make any trouble. "

Muttering to himself, " What a damn rip off. "

The customer pulls out a wad of bills but is quickly scolded by the Obamaburger employee. " Sir, worthless paper money is no good here. We only accept plastic. "

" Fine then! " he huffs as he shoves the money back into his pocket and pulls out a credit card. " You probably wouldn ' t know how to make change anyway. " He swipes his card and the woman turns to grab his food being prepared behind her.

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