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The Obamaburger employee shakes her head. " I ' m sorry sir but red meat is bad for your health and french fries are just too greasy. We do however have a nice lettuce and tomato sandwich on rye bread and some fresh apple slices - all government approved for your good health. "

" Fine then! Give me one of those so I can get the Hell out of this insane asylum! "

" Sir, no need to yell. I only make the government approved living wage of $27 per hour... I don ' t make the rules. Would you like a large ice water to go with that? "

" Fine. "

" Let ' s see. You ' re total, in fourth tier pricing, comes to $24. 57 "

" $24. 75?!? Are you nuts? "