" What ' s this? "
" Your order sir, now move along. "
The customer looks to the scruffy man in the other line as he is handed a large sandwich and five times as many apple sticks, government approved of course. " How come that man gets more food that I do and I paid for mine? "
" That ' s the Obamaburger promise sir! " she repeats in a programmed fashion. " Now move along... we don ' t need any troublemakers. We don ' t like troublemakers. "
" What a bunch of idiots! "
" That ' s it sir, " the security guard announces as he grabs the customer by the arm.
" Ouch! Let go of me! What are you doing! "
" I ' m placing you under arrest for being insensitive and insulting an Obamaburger employee. Plus you seem to be too much of a free thinker and are possibly a threat to the Obamaburger nation. Now come with me sir. "
" Unhand me! I have rights! " the customer yells as he is hauled off.
" Not any more you don ' t. "
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