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Straightening his shirt that had been made a mess by the rough treatment of the guard, the customer indignantly responds, " Or what? Are you going to shoot me? "

" You wouldn ' t be the first sir, " the security guard spoke as he folded his arms across his chest.

" Fine! " he screams and then mutters under his breath, " You ' re damn lucky that I can ' t carry my firearm anymore now that it ' s illegal or we ' d see about that. " Then he raised his voice to order. " How much for a double cheese burger and a medium fries? "