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Finally looking up from her " work " the employee gets very testy at the delay and the line of questioning. " That ' s it, I ' m calling security - "

" What? No... " scared at what is going on the customer finally concedes to her demands, " Alright my number is 123 - 45 - 6789. "

Sighing at the thought of having to finally do something productive, the lady behind the counter starts punching numbers into her register, " One moment while I pull up your tax return for last year. "

" My tax return? What the hell are you doing? "

" Sir, please - calm down or I will have to call security, " she scolds. " Ah, it says here that you made $150, 000 last year. That will put you in our fourth pricing tier. "

" Say what? What is a ' pricing tier '? "

" Sir, the price you pay at Obamaburger is based on how much you make. It ' s all very complicated and figured out by people smarter than me. You are lucky you are not in our fifth and highest tier, let me tell you! "