Turning to this man who is standing first in line at the register next to him the customer replies, " I ' m not holding you up sir. You are at the head of the line right there. " He points to the where the man is standing in front of another thirty people. " It ' s not my fault that all of you are in that line and waiting around. "
The Obamaburger employee corrects his misconception. " Oh, no sir, you don ' t understand. That man and the others behind him are in our burger welfare line. He doesn ' t get anything until you order. Then we give him part of your order. "
" What? "
" Sir are you ready to order yet? "
" No, wait just a second here, " now the customer is really confused as to what is going on here. " You are telling me that that man there doesn ' t have to pay for his food and that you are going to give him part of my order? "
" That ' s the Obamaburger promise sir! " she chirpily replies. " Now, what would you like to order? "
" Nothing! " the flabbergasted customer responds. " This is ridiculous! I am out of here! "
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